BANJO-KAZOOIE WITH LYRICS
Originally released on ScrewAttack April 16, 2009


KNOCK ON THE SCREEN
GIGGLE WITH GLEE
BAN-JO-KA-ZOO-IE!

HE’S A BEAR WHO WEARS A NECKLACE
SORTA SWEET AND SORTA RECKLESS
WEARS A BAG AND DOESN’T HIDE IT
KEEPS A LITTLE BIRD INSIDE IT

BANJO-KAZOOIE! BANJO-KAZOOIE!

HERE’S A WITCH THEY CALL GRUNTILDA
STRONG RESEMBLANCE TO BROOMHILDA
KIDNAPPED BANJO’S SISTER TOOTY
WITH A PLAN TO STEAL HER BEAUTY

I WANT TO PLAY BANJO-KAZOOIE!

THIS IS KAZOOIE, SHE CAN TALK WITH BIRD WORDS
THIS YELLOW BACKPACK’S FULL OF HER BIRD TURDS

BANJO-KAZOOIE, BANJO BANJO BANJO AND KAZOOIE

THIS GUY IS MUMBO, HE CAN MAKE YOU BIG OR LITTLE
FROM WHAT I HEAR HE PLAYS THE XYLOPHONE AND FIDDLE
PLAY THAT FIDDLE, PLAY THAT FIDDLE, I COULD GO FOR A MCGRIDDLE

HERE WE GOT A BIRD WITH SMALL BUT SMART LEGS
KINDA FUNNY HOW SHE COUGHS AND FARTS EGGS
BOTH OF HER HOLES HAVE EGGS COMIN’ OUT, THAT CAN’T BE HEALTHY

PLAY THAT FUCKIN’ FIDDLE, MUMBO!
PLAY THAT FUCKIN’ FIDDLE, MUMBO!
BANJO-KAZOOIE, BANKO-KAZOOIE

PLAY THAT FUCKIN’ FIDDLE, MUMBO!
PLAY THAT FUCKIN’ FIDDLE, MUMBO!
I WANT TO PLAY BANJO-KAZOOIE

FIGHT WITH A CARROT
KICK IT WITH A TURTLE CHOIR
BANJO’S A BEAR WITH QUESTIONABLE DAY ATTIRE
IS SHE A PARROT? MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE!

BANJO-KAZOOIE!

OOH-DELALLY

BANJO-KAZOOIE, WHAT A FUCKIN’ GAME!