CASTLEVANIA II WITH LYRICS
Originally released on Youtube and ScrewAttack Tuesday, October 26, 2010
DRACULA! I AM BACK-U-LA,
TO LAY THE SMACKULA!
(LIKE GREAT-GRANDPA TREVOR)
WHIPPIN’ HEARTS, INHALING ZOMBIE FARTS,
I’LL FIND YOUR BODY PARTS SO I CAN PUT YOU BACK TOGETHER
I’LL RACE ALL OVER THE PLACE AND WHEN I FIND YOUR FACE,
I’M GONNA SLIPPA-SLAPPA-SMICKA-SMACKA
GOT YOUR NOSE AND I FOUND YOUR TOES AND YOUR ELBOWS AND YOUR TINY PENIS!
(OH MY GOD IT’S SO TINY, HOW’D YOU EVER HAVE SEX WITH THIS THING?)
YEAH, YEAH!
DRACULA, I WILL ATTACK YOU BRAH, YOU’LL BE SPECTACULAH, WHEN I SET YOU ON FIRE
DRAC APPEARS EVERY HUNDRED YEARS, BUT HE’LL CRY BLOODY TEARS AND WISH HE NEVER WAS A VAMPIRE
I’LL RACE ALL OVER THE PLACE WHEN I FIND HIS FACE I’M GONNA SLIPPA-SLAPPA-SMICK-A-SMACKA
I’LL AMASS HIS BALLS O’BRASS AND WHEN I FIND HIS ASS I’M GONNA KICK IT
I’LL RACE ALL OVER THE PLACE WHEN I FIND YOUR FACE… [PUNCHES!]
HEYA DRAC, I GOTCHA IN A SACK, YA BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
‘CAUSE I’M A VAMPIRE KILLA.