FINAL FANTASY VI WITH BEERICS
Originally released on Youtube and ScrewAttack February 2, 2010

IN MY OTHER PANTS… THERE’S A WALLET (THERE’S A WALLET MUTHAFUCKA)
IN MY OTHER PANTS… THERE’S A SECRET
IN MY OTHER PANTS… THERE’S A TROJAN (JUST LIKE THAT ONE VIDEO I MADE)
EXTRA SMALL…EXTRA SMALL. (DON’T TELL YOUR MOM)

I’M NOT WEARING PANTS… ONLY BOXERS (SO SEXY, SO SEXY)
THEY’RE MY FAVORITE PAIR… THEY’VE GOT MONKEYS (I’VE GOT MONKEYS ON MY JUNKIES)
HANGIN’ OUT THE FRONT… ANOTHER SECRET
IT’S MY BALL. (ONLY ONE)
JUST ONE BALL.

AT A PARTY NOW… THERE’S A GIRL THERE.
SHE’S GOT CELLULITE ON HER FOREHEAD. (THAT’S GROSS)
WILL I EVER FIND HER ATTRACTIVE?
YES. (HOW?)
ALCOHOL!
SAID ALCOHOL!