MACGYVER WITH LYRICS
Originally released on Youtube August 5, 2009
HE'S A SECRET AGENT, IN THE FACE OF DEATH HE LAUGHS
‘CAUSE HE SOLVES ANY PROBLEM WITH THE USE OF ARTS AND CRAFTS
HE CAN KILL YOU DEAD WITHOUT A SINGLE GUN OR BULLET
IT'S LIKE MR. WIZARD HIT THE GYM AND GREW A MULLET
HE MAKES CHICKS CRY
YOU TOO, COME ON, DON'T LIE
HE'S THE MASTER OF THE JERRY RIG
THAT’S A FACT!
HE'S LIKE BEAKMAN AND BILL NYE ON CRACK
MAKES HIS CLOTHES, CUTS HIS OWN HAIR
SHAVES HIS BALLS WITH PLASTIC SILVERWARE
IF YOU'RE TRAPPED HAVE NO DOUBT, GIVE MACGYVER A SHOUT, IF THERE'S ANY WAY OUT, HE'LL KNOW!
WATCH AS HE SAVES YOUR LIFE WITH A SWISS ARMY KNIFE (HOW'D HE DO THAT?)
THIS IS THE MACGYVER SHOW!
CH-CH-CH-CH-CHIP AND DALE!
I MEAN MACGYVER, SORRY
IT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE CHIP & DALE RESCUE RANGERS
HE ESCAPES EVIL TROOPS
WITH DISGUISES MADE OF HIS OWN POOPS
YES, HE DOES, BECAUSE
HE'S MACGYVER
HE-HE'S MA-HAC-GY-HY-VE-HER
THIS IS THE MACGYVER SHOW!