Originally released on Youtube and ScrewAttack October 27, 2011

Ghosts and Goblins are comin' for you tonight, they're gonna get you!
Ghosts and Goblins are gonna put up a fight,
ya gotta get through
zombies and bats and dragons and that's all
just to begin with, meanwhile you're in your underwear.
That diaper there.
So do beware 'cause they'll try to bite your wiener!

Deedle-dee dee... just stick with it
Deedle-dee dee... it's hard as shit!
Deedle-dee dee... you'll cry a bit
Scoop, doobedy-dop, doo wop!
The dead are comin' for ya,

You and your gal were having a bite at night
(Some kind of picnic?)
That's when Satan abducted her out of sight he's such a dicklick,
He's gonna harm her, too bad your armor's not even bird-proof, you're gonna hurt dude,
Still and all, your duty calls, so just grow some balls and
Become a demon killer
You know this game's a thriller

Droppin' it like it's haunted on the dance flo'!
Boppin', you're gonna want some freakin' pants, yo!

Keep going, Arthur!
Farther and farther
It's worth the bother!
You are a star, sir!

Yes it's hard
You will be scarred
And prob'ly charred
But baby that's the way we're playin'

Ghosts and Goblins are poppin' their coffin tops
they're glad to eat'chya!
Ghosts and Goblins aren't stoppin' till until you drop,
don't let em beat'chya!

Satan is waitin'
Go bifurcate him
Come on, you gotta
Don't stop for nada
A happy ending is in sight...
Ghosts and Goblins are comin' for you tonight!