THE TRUTH ABOUT TOAD
Originally released on Youtube and Screwattack October 9, 2009
HAVE YOU MET TOAD?
HE'S PRINCESS PEACH'S PA
JUST BETWEEN US, I THINK HE'S DEFINITELY GAY
YOU MAY NOT AGREE, BUT LISTEN CLOSE AND YOU'LL SEE
HE'S VERY LIKELY TO BE A BIG GAY
(BIG GAY)
HE SHOPS FOR SHOES LIKE ARETHA FRANKLIN IN A BIG HAT STORE
HE'S A JUDY IDOLIZER, WITH FACIAL MOISTURIZER GALORE
(GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY)
HE LOVES BALLET
AND HE OWNS THE GOLDEN GIRLS ON DVD
HE WENT TO SEMINARY
LINK SAYS HE'S A FAIRY FOR SURE
(AND LINK KNOWS HIS FAIRIES)
ON THE OTHER HAND, HE MAY JUST BE METRO
PLENTY OF GUYS ARE GOIN' THAT WAY, TODAY-AY
AND IF HE'S GAY, WE STILL WOULD LIKE
(WOULD LIKE)
WOULD LIKE
(WOULD LIKE)
HIM AN-
(HIM AN-)
-Y WAY!
THAT'S MY FRIEND TOAD,
SO YEAH, HE'S DEFINITELY GAY
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT, THEY CULTIVATED HIM THAT WAY
HE SWEARS THAT HE'S BI, WE'RE PRETTY SURE ITS A LIE,
BUT EITHER WAY A FUNGI, WHO SAYS "HAAYY!"